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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Still no good
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Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Thumbs down again.